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THE MODERN POET

Lines in Praise of the Lyric Club Banquet

By William Topaz McGonagall

Which was Held in the Queens Hotel, Perth, on the Evening of 5th September 1894 'Twas in the year of 1894, and on the 5th of September, Which for a long time I will remember, And the gentlemen I entertained in the city of Perth, Which is one of the grandest cities upon the earth. At the Banquet there were gentlemen of high degree, And the viands they partook of filled their hearts with glee; There was Beef, Fish, and Potatoes galore, And we all ate until we could eat no more The gentlemen present were very kind to me, And the entertainment I gave them filled their hearts with glee; Especially the Recital I gave them from "Macbeth", They were so much fascinated they almost lost their breath. The audience were orderly and all went well, As cheerily and as smoothly as a marriage bell. Mr James Speedie was the chairman, and behaved right manfully, And sang a beautiful song, which filled our hearts with glee. But when I sang my "Rattling Boy from Dublin Town", The audience were like to pull the house down With the hearty applause they showered upon me, Because I sang the song so merrily. But, in conclusion, I must honestly say I haven't been so well treated for manv a day; Because I got a Splendid Bed in the Queen's Hotel, And the breakfast I got there I liked right well. The treatment I received there would please the Queen, Because the cooking is most excellent and the beds are clean; And, in conclusion, I return my thanks to one and all, Especially the members of the Lyric Club, big and small, Also the landlord of the Queen's Hotel, yours truly, McGonagall.

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